Those Toilet Numbers are a Bummer; Who's This Famous Person That Used to Be a Plumber?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Lost scissors shut down airport; Married to a convict; Cheating in school; Food poisoning at company potluck; Worst commute in America; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fridgescaping; Hiding foods; Cool Beans' co-worker has had the hiccups for eleven years; Woman has hand amputated after hair dryer incident; Weird items in checked bags; Ostrich eats zookeeper's keys; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox is having issues with his water heater; Fun With Football Audio; National Pickle Day and weird food combinations; Doritos and Cheetos introduce naked chips; Eddie Murphy paid for several celebrities funerals; Documentary about Hitler and his junk; Ricola clothing line; AI song is #1 on the country charts; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The pressing of the last penny; The times people are most likely to break the law on the road; Effects of the government shutdown; Costco stops selling a fan-favorite peanut butter; Shouting at seagulls will make them get away from your food; Woman wins alienation of affection case; Quirky sports injuries; New app lets you chat with Jesus; Housekeeping Olympics; Woman has a relationship with an AI created boyfriend; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Disappearing radio shows; Kathy Griffin’s facelift; Top five injuries suffered at Thanksgiving; Woody Game Wednesday; Bank of America class action lawsuit about logging in at work; Severe solar storms could hit Earth today; Hobbies that make you seem pretentious; And more!

Quit Your Crying; Who's This Other Famous Ryan?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stretch Lab stretched out the show yesterday; Veteran’s Day and specials; Pilot addresses passengers before flight; Honda Civic recall; Michael Jackson is the first person to have a top ten hit in six different decades; Woody is going to cancel You Tube TV; Hemp stops the government from reopening; HOAs determine when you can put up Christmas decorations; Garlic makes men’s under arms more attractive; And more!